on my way to buy a rug
i met a little angry ladybug
who claimed that his name was doug
and all i did was give a shrug
doug's no lady name, he protested
but i felt a bit molested
so i very quickly had to split
(buying rugs put me in an awful fit)
now i think i could've been much kinder
cause afterwards doug met a spider
who was absolutely interested
so doug found his end, ingested.
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